<head> <title>The '80s Server -- Valley URL</title> <META name="description" content="80s entertaining, valley girl translation game"> <META name="keywords" content="entertainment, games, trivia, 80s, 1980s, eighties, phrases, translate, funny, pop culture, movies, lyrics, humorous, jokes, television, music, medleys, tunes, events, news, video games, advertisements, sports, celebrities, hysterical, laughs, create, say anything, rubiks cubes, history, challenger, parachute pants, michael jackson, different strokes, ronald reagan, madonna, breakfast club, brat pack, molly ringwald, prince, some kind of wonderful, ally sheedy, emilio estevez, judd nelson, anthony michael hall, tom cruise, risky business, flashdance, fames, footloose, kevin bacon, valley girls, big hair, fast times at ridgemont high, moonlighting dallas, the a team, cheers, miami vice, the facts of life, fantasy island, square pegs, silver spoons, olympics, silver spoons, hart to hart, retro, knight rider, cabbage patch dolls, atari, break dancing, moonwalk, charles and diana"> </head> <body background="valleybg.gif" text="#000000" alink="#ffffff" link="#ffffff" vlink="#ffffff" > <table border=0 width=541 align=center> <a href="/Entertainment/"> <img border=0 src="valleyhead.gif" alt="Valley URL"> </a> <p> </td> <tr> <td align=center> <form action="http://www.80s.com/cgi-bin/valley.cgi" method="post"> <b>Like, enter the URL:</b> <input type=text size=30 value="http://" name="url"> <input type=submit value="Gag me!"> </form> </td> </tr> <tr> <td nowrap> <b>A testimonial</b> -- Tiffany Johnson, <em>Encino, California</em> <br><br> <blockquote> So like I'm sitting in the mall the other day and like my friend Buffy says to me "Hey, Tiff" (my name is Tiffany, but, like, my friends call me Tiff), "have you seen this mega-huge computer thingy called the Internet?" Helloooo, who does she think she's talking to -- Miss Uninformed? It's not like *I* wasn't the one who told her all about the time I caught HER ex-boyfriend Brian making out with that heifer cheerleader last week. Anyway, I told her how I had gone over to Jeff's house (he's, like, a total stud puppy) and asked him to show me this web stuff. I was like "oh my gawd, only a total dweeb would like this" because none of this stuff made ANY sense. Everyone was, like, TOTALLY talking in languages that made no sense... until I found "Valley URL" by those bitchin' '80s Server guys. These guys are like WAY cool!!! </blockquote> </td> </tr> <tr> <td align=center><hr width=541></td> </tr> <tr> <td> It's because of people like Tiffany that we at The '80s Server have taken it upon ourselves to make the web a viable form of entertainment and knowledge for valley girlseverywhere. Simply enter the URL of your choice and sit back as we translate the siteof your choice into easily understandable valleyspeak.<p>At The '80s Server we not only aim to please, we're here to help the community as well.Thank you.<p><font size=-1><em>This has been a paid endorsement from the California chapter of Guys And Girls for the understanding of Media Everywhere, or, G.A.G. M.E.</font><p><hr width=541> </td> </tr> <tr> <td align="center" colspan="2">  <hr size="1" width="100%" noshade> <span class="foot"> <a href="/" class="foot">Home</a>   |   <a href="/help/help.html" class="foot">Help</a>   |   <a href="/vip.html" class="foot">Account Info</a>   |   <a href="/privacy.html" class="foot">Privacy Policy</a>   |   <a href="/sitemap.html" class="foot">Site Map</a> <br><br>  <script type="text/javascript">var addthis_pub="the80sserver";</script> <a href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=20" onmouseover="return addthis_open(this, '', '[URL]', '[TITLE]')" onmouseout="addthis_close()" onclick="return addthis_sendto()"><img src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/lg-share-en.gif" width="125" height="16" alt="Bookmark and Share" style="border:0"/></a><script type="text/javascript" src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/200/addthis_widget.js"></script>  <br> Copyright © 2023 The '80s Server, a division of MacroMusic, Inc. <br>All Rights Reserved. <br> </span>  </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="4" align="center">  </td> </tr> </table> </td> <td class="bordercolor"><img src="/graphics/new/trans.gif" width="23" height="20"></td> <td bgcolor="#000000"><img src="/graphics/new/trans.gif" width="2" height="20"></td> </tr> <tr><td colspan="4"><img src="/graphics/new/bottom.gif"></td></tr> </table> </center> <script type="text/javascript"> var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); </script> <script type="text/javascript"> try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-7966201-1"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}</script> <script src="http://tweetboard.com/tb.js?v=1.0&user=the80sserver" type="text/javascript"></script> </font> </td> </tr> </table>